by nick April 14, 2004

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.
2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 03, 2003

by Nick May 13, 2005

by nick October 27, 2003

"that rolex looks a little ziggity man, are you sure that mexican on the street was an authorized dealer?"
by nick November 28, 2003

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
by Nick May 21, 2004
