Nick's definitions

yoonts

the word "yes" in the language of slurs

Omar: Dude did you get a mad duck phuck last night?

Nick: YOONTS!

by Nick February 8, 2005

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

unfag

A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.

Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men

by Nick May 13, 2004

Bajobas

Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.

Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..

by nick December 9, 2003

Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

by nick November 26, 2003