smounter

not smelter its smounter
I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter
by Nick February 09, 2004
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Kalami

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.
by Nick March 29, 2003
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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
by Nick November 10, 2002
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dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.
Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.
by Nick April 14, 2004
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Corperations

The owner, usualy/always is a rich selfish bastard who doesn't care if other people are dying from hunger or haven't got clean drinking water etc.. but cares more about how many family buissness he/she closed down today. So many millions of lives could have be/ could be saved if these people wern't so damn greedy. The main aim of corperations is to drive down the cost of making the product so they get make a better profit, this includes moving factories to countries like india where the minimum wage is many times lower than in the 1st world, in places such as these, child labour is often used. I'm not saying that they should move out and create unemployment for countries they have their factories, but they should increase their wages to at least the american minimum wage.

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They exploit loopholes in taxes to save money meaning we pay higher taxes to make up the difference or less money goes into the public sector which means the rich get richer and standards for poorer families go right down either way, 44 of 82 of america's top companies did not pay the standard corperation tax, but lower. 17% of these payed no taxes at all . Forbes magazine estimated this costs us $10 Billion year.
This is done by moving their headquaters to other countries, this being just one department.

The irs used to chase up these loopholes but have since given up. Instead, taxes on corperations have gone down by %26 while the average american tax went up by AT LEAST %13
Nike
Mcdonalds
Reebok
Quicksilver
all have factories in countries where the minimum wage is substantualy less than america and where child labour is used.
by Nick August 15, 2003
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assemblize

the act of assembling
hang on while i assemblize a playlist...
by Nick December 30, 2004
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gnarlodious

Totally extreme. Like, gnarly, as used in the 1980s, only much, much more so.
I was skatin' with the dudes, and man, I busted a trick MOST gnalodious! It was rightious.
by Nick March 29, 2005
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