Michelle's definitions

GM

used online for Good Morning

GM all

by Michelle September 2, 2003

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

818

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

by Michelle September 26, 2003

909

Area code that serves as a nickname for the Inland Empire (Inland Valley, I.E.), which comprises San Bernardino and Riverside Counties (i.e., the entire region of southern California between Los Angeles and Orange Counties and the Arizona border). A great place to live between Los Angeles and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, and dirt people.

"I would have gone out with him except he's from the 909."

by Michelle September 26, 2003

johnny depp

two words: DAMN FINE

If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.

by Michelle October 2, 2003

fuckwittage

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

by Michelle October 2, 2003

hot pants

is told that she is good at giving head and likes it?!

by michelle October 9, 2003