Michelle's definitions

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

shnugit

a hot guy's ass

Damn, there's a shnugit at 3 o'clock!

by Michelle March 8, 2004

harmcity

baltimore city,maryland

im reppin harmcity to the fullest

by michelle August 11, 2003

818

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

by Michelle September 26, 2003

SAB

Acronym for Shady Asian Boy. Used to describe the ultimate shadiness that is unique unto the asian boy race.

"What, he didn't call you the night after?"
"Yea, but it doesn't surprise me, he's just a SAB"

by Michelle June 10, 2006

Best Friend

Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because they won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say.

My best friend, Brett and I used to hang out all the time but things changed.

by Michelle December 27, 2004

Cross Polynation

To combine one's social circles.

There was a cross polynation of Michelle's friends last night at the bar.

by Michelle August 28, 2004