Matt's definitions

flukin

Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.

Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"

by Matt April 5, 2004

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

8(o)8

The goatse.cx smiley

www.goatse.cx

by matt June 4, 2003

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 18, 2003

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 25, 2005

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006