Matt's definitions

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 13, 2004

shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.

I really think that Brian is totally shoes!

by matt April 6, 2005

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003

fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.

Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.

by Matt April 14, 2004

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

by Matt July 25, 2003

calamazoo

Awkard, uncomfortable.

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"

by matt June 25, 2004