Matt's definitions
Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!
by matt August 27, 2003
Get the testiclesmug. when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.
by Matt September 20, 2005
Get the Carwashmug. A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
by Matt August 3, 2005
Get the Mind of Menciamug. A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
by Matt October 20, 2004
Get the bottle bagmug. a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds
by matt July 26, 2003
Get the quarter pounder with mayomug. 
gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
by Matt January 5, 2004
Get the the clapmug.