Matt's definitions

trojan man

A real American hero.

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.

by Matt August 28, 2004

my jenn

My everything...she makes me feel as if I need nothing else. Just looking at her smile gives me goosebumps. She has my mind running in a thousand directions and I wouldn't want it any other way. ilysfm hun.

My jenn is the best thing to happen to me.

by matt February 19, 2005

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy

mommy i hurt my front bum

by Matt April 1, 2004

Spezeski

Spontaneous and fun-loving...sometimes to an extreme. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

That gal is such a Spezeski that she is trying to buy every single Christmas Video on Ebay.

by matt November 24, 2003

old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003

president of the united stizzles

Snoop Dogg.

by matt October 22, 2003

cronic

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

by Matt January 6, 2005