Matt's definitions

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003

ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Triforce

The reminants of the three goddesses who created the land of Hyrule. Their names were Din, Faore and Nayru. The three pieces of the triforce are triangles arranged into a larger triangle. They represent Pwer, Wisdom and Courage. Said to grant a wish to those worthy of finding it.

Link was bestowed with the power of the Triforce of Courage.

by MAtt October 3, 2003

guruchild

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

by Matt March 11, 2003

butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.

At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.

by Matt September 3, 2003

jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.

i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib

by matt December 13, 2003