Matt's definitions

IL2

IL2, a Russian combat ground attack aircraft of World War 2. Highly armoured and armed it was the scurge of the german tank crews on the eastern front. Refered to as a flying tank because of its ability deflect cannon shells and sustain massive battle damage and still fly home. Sometimes german cannon rounds simply bounced off it's armour plate much to the disbelief of German aircrew.

Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!

man IL2 rox!

shit that IL2 wont die!

What tha! oh crap it's an IL2!

by Matt October 18, 2004

hoochies

hot bitches that go to your school usually a little prudey but if ur lucky nuff ull snag some poontang

Damn at the maple grove game where wayzata toasted them maple grove has a hella lotta hoochies specially the cheerleaders but i bet they are all prude

by matt December 3, 2004

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

by Matt January 9, 2004

Mini Mosher

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.

Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are

by Matt December 11, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 23, 2003

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004