Matt's definitions

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

by Matt April 12, 2005

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

ODB

Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan

ODB founed the wu-tang clan

by Matt November 14, 2004

refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

by Matt October 15, 2004

terard

A dyslexic retard.

TERARD - "?Ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler"

COUNSLER - "Shut the fuck up, bitch or I'll fucking beat your face in with a hammer."

by Matt March 18, 2004

thwapt

A person who has been slapped

You get slapped by someone

by Matt October 21, 2003

felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 1, 2003