Matt's definitions

ooyata

To Jizz one self.

I ooyata'd all over her tits

by matt June 27, 2003

wocka

the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear

Wocka! Wocka!

by matt December 1, 2003

jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

by matt March 2, 2004

Queerream

Child of two homosexuals.

That kid is a queerream

by Matt December 5, 2003

Ghandi

A lawyer who partially through practices of non-violence and fasting was able to liberate India from British rule. Promoted religious and ethical tolerance, lived like a commoner, and eventually won the Nobel Peace Prize. Was mourned by pretty much everyone in the world when he was assassinated.

All the other "definitions" of Ghandi on this website are an insult to this great man.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

blommie

anouther word for hommie but asking you to blow me.

Hey blommie, come over here.

by matt May 13, 2005