toe-up

We was toe-UP!
by matt February 11, 2004
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midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....
dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo
by matt June 17, 2006
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tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire
belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
by Matt July 15, 2005
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shitworm

A Fucken ass hole thats a frigen Fucktard
OMFG!! You ShitWorm Quit THE BS!!
by Matt March 25, 2005
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Fantastical

1. Of or relating to fantasy; unreal.
2. Stange; unconventional.
1. L. Ron Hubbard bases his pseudosciences on fantastical mythology instead of facts and testable sciences.

2. Tim Burton's vivid imagination lends to fantastical stories and films.
by Matt May 31, 2004
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strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.
"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."
by Matt August 03, 2004
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flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
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