Matt's definitions

chuck schuldiner

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

by matt March 17, 2005

Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

scally

low life scum who think that they are hard because they have no or little education. Don't seem to realise that employers couldn't give a shit that someone can fight. each scally is apparantly his/her own person but they all seem to wear the same white addidas track suit. generally tend to say the word fuck a lot.

that scally prick sucks more cock than my ex-girlfriend

by matt March 21, 2004

Chargers Fan

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!

The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.

by Matt November 18, 2004

milk and honey

something that makes you feel good, better, best even

a really good blowjob or a rush of pure fright adrenaline or a sudden rush of cool when diving into water

by matt March 6, 2004

hersheys highway

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
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by Matt April 23, 2005