Mark's definitions

Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

by Mark May 26, 2004

buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

by mark November 1, 2003

government

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

by Mark September 10, 2003

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

the comeback tour

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

by Mark October 22, 2004

mullet

A fish
Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae, found worldwide in tropical and temperate coastal waters and some freshwater streams. Also called gray mullet.
The red mullet.

Lets go out fishing for mullet.

by Mark January 21, 2005

bif naked

Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins, is a fabulous female Canadian rock singer. She has featured on the Buffy soundtrack, and also apeared in a few movies.

"wow bif naked rawks!"
"your telling me!"

by Mark June 19, 2004