Mark's definitions

zayus

Unbeatable god

-invincible tyrant

"woah, zayus kicked my ass"

by mark November 15, 2003

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004

sigga

Nigga for white people.

Yo siggas, whats up???

by Mark May 13, 2005

Elspethalofogus

Derived from the word "Elspeth."

That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.

by mark August 31, 2004

moseleying

To linger about in the most somber of ways.

Da mouf always be ah moselying around and ah day dreamin' about a certain ah someone.

by Mark January 17, 2005

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 6, 2004