Mark's definitions

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

ignant

The ignorant way of saying ignorant

"Your ignant"
"You're uneducated."

by Mark October 21, 2004

choop

choop means any person place or thing or verb

one day i was chooping down the choop when this choop comes up and was like CHOOP YOU and i was like what the choop?

by mark February 29, 2004

pussy whipped

When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.

The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.

by Mark January 24, 2005

maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

by Mark January 18, 2004

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

by Mark December 18, 2003

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003