Marc's definitions

disconcur

to disagree; to not concur

Benny: Taco Bell is much better than Burger King
Eric: I disconcur. Burger King is a lot better.

by Marc November 22, 2003

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

bcd

1. n. (military) acronym for "bad conduct discharge" as defined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice for US military servicemen, also known unofficially as the "Big Chicken Dinner" as slang for the same discharge.

2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.

1. "Corporal Smith bashed Lieutenant Jones in the fucking pie hole right in front of the general. Stupid shitbird is gonna get his BCD for sure."

2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."

by Marc February 14, 2004

bloast

Beating someone up

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up

by Marc June 5, 2004

westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.

last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face

by Marc August 6, 2004

ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004

sacktate

Slang for the word ejaculation, which uses a combination of the word "sack" (in reference to the scrotum) and "lactate", due to the secretion of fluids.

Dude, her butt is so nice, I basically sacktate every time I see it.

by Marc May 19, 2010