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thing in a bag

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noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.
HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
thing in a bag by Marc February 24, 2004

bowing 

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interjection. Mispronunciation of "boring" when interupting a person speaking about an uninteresting subject, brought into popularity by Homestar Runner on www.homestarrunner.com
So we take the hypoteneuse of the triangle and using logorhythm of the apex, we can plainly ...

... BOWING! Let's talk about something else.
bowing by Marc February 24, 2004

Tao, taoism 

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A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.
Tao, taoism by marc February 19, 2004

quizsubrat 

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evil rat things from quiznos add
HOLY FUCK! LOOK AT THE EVIL RAT THINGY SINGING FOR QUIZNOS *shudders*
quizsubrat by marc February 15, 2004

big chicken dinner

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1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
big chicken dinner by Marc February 14, 2004

bcd 

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1. n. (military) acronym for "bad conduct discharge" as defined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice for US military servicemen, also known unofficially as the "Big Chicken Dinner" as slang for the same discharge.

2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.
1. "Corporal Smith bashed Lieutenant Jones in the fucking pie hole right in front of the general. Stupid shitbird is gonna get his BCD for sure."

2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."
bcd by Marc February 14, 2004

suckstress

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n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
suckstress by Marc February 14, 2004
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