blue blood

This means that you come from a wealthy background (old money).

"His blood is so blue, that he is a natural-born yacht club captain."

by Marc December 08, 2003

nuker

Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.

Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!

by Marc May 27, 2004

big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.

A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.

by Marc February 14, 2004

shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front

Ralph is shit-nuts

by Marc December 14, 2002

Virtual Boy

The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.

That is so lame it is virtual boy.

by Marc November 30, 2004

reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 03, 2004

Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

by Marc December 27, 2004