Kyle 's definitions

porky

Getting fat, or putting on weight

You get to be 24 25, you can no longer eat what you like, you muscles wave a little white flag and suddenly your a porky bastered

by kyle May 15, 2004

buckethead

The other definitions are retarded. Buckethead's true name isn't what MTV says it is. MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. Buckethead is a very talented man, and his origins remain unkown. You may enjoy his music or not, it is very unique. He has been known to play with bands such as Deli Creeps and Praxis. He has played with Guns 'N Roses to make some money, and continues to do with his own projects, which is very respectible. I hope the idiot who says he's a bass player goes to hell for being so stupid.

by Kyle August 7, 2003

keys

a real cool guy,sometime's can get anoyin but i forgive him

me=hi keys
keys=go away
me=ok
keys=no dint mean it

by kyle January 22, 2004

dad-hater

One who listens to music that is slightly harder in edge. The music also is very negative, and often disgruntled toward authority, and/or parental figures.

Melissa is so very hot, but she listens to Incubus often. Therefore she is a dad-hater.

by Kyle May 8, 2003

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

you're a cow!

it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!

"Well fuck you, you cow!"

by Kyle January 24, 2005