Kitty's definitions

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

Meow

1. A sound that a cat or kitten makes when asking for food, when wanting to be let inside or when being random.

2. Adjective. Used to show your appricication of an attractive person.

3. The Meow Scale. A scale from 1 to 10 used to meaure the rate of anything you want. For example: on a meow of 1 to 10, I think this calculus paper has a meow of 4.6

Meow! looking hot tonight!!

This apple crumble deserves a meow of 9!
Tonight Im feeling pretty frisky, with a meowness of 8 : P

by Kitty November 26, 2004

Coo de la

I don't know how to spell this or exactly what it mean. Help!

I really like you. You are "coo de la"

by Kitty February 10, 2004

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

by Kitty November 26, 2004