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Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...
Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.
by Kitty April 8, 2005
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A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.
by Kitty December 5, 2003
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a whiny brooding person that listens to shitty music and spends all their time whining about life.
"Sarah, don't be such a fucking emo kid"
by Kitty July 31, 2004
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Affectionate but irritating term used for the city of Brisbane.
According to The Age: 'A staffer from Brisbane's Time Off magazine reckons it was coined as a result of an Elvis tribute CD it put out in 1994.'As do I. The term never existed before this, but within a few years was adopted idiotically by Brisbane yuppies, who had no idea of said indie CD compilation that coined the term. Another example of indie culture seeping into the mainstream, and its origins being forgotten.
Brisvegas rocks! Let's go to Friday's!
by Kitty November 27, 2003
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Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age
Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!
by Kitty June 28, 2004
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