Kitty's definitions

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

sport fuck

Casual sex, usually with a friend or other person that requires no commitment to anything more than having a good time.

Sport fucking is extremely popular on college campuses, especially at frat parties.

Me and Tyrell only sport fucked to pass the time- we knew there wuz no future in it and that wuz cool.

by kitty September 26, 2004

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

begbie

any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.

"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"

by kitty August 8, 2004

cockia

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller

Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!

by kitty February 19, 2004

snugglefuck

The act of snuggling while at the same time dry humping.

She is snugglefucking him.

by kitty January 7, 2004

cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.

Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!

by Kitty January 17, 2005