Kitty's definitions

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005

pittsburgh

Get over It Yinza's Pittsburgh is a giant asshole inhabited by small peices of shit. It stinks, It's dirty, everything tastes like metal, the girls are ugly and the guys are douche bags. Living in pittsburgh will make your life suck. The bars are shitholes. The natives are disgusting alcoholics. The sports fans are crazed maniacs. Downtown P-burgh smells like a sweaty farmers ass. Pittsburgh blows don't go there you'll regret it. The end.

matt says'i got accepted to Pitt should I go?
Ryan replies" you should never got to a college that's name rhymes with shit"

by kitty April 18, 2005

dissing

putting down

he was dissing on my mom when he called her fat

by kitty February 24, 2004

Esex

The online version of sexual contact. Where there is no real contact, all interactions occur via the internet. Can also describe "cybering."

Me and my Pal 00_sekseh participated in some hot Esex last night.

by kitty March 1, 2005

cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.

Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!

by Kitty January 17, 2005

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004