by Kevin June 12, 2004
A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."
by Kevin June 18, 2006
The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
A painting or picture of Satan holding the decapitated head or corpse of Jesus. It is the premiere art form of Satan worshippers around the world.
by Kevin May 01, 2006
Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.
by Kevin January 26, 2005
1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
when your ass is wet and you sit down for a while but by the time you get up the panty is stuck in your asshole so u have to get it outta ur ass
by Kevin February 04, 2004