Definitions by Kevin

Arbitrarism 

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

Arbitrarism by Kevin March 2, 2005

hawthorne heights 

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

hawthorne heights by kevin March 1, 2005

masturbator 

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

masturbator by Kevin February 27, 2005

ipitime 

1) A phonetic spelling of epitome.
2) complete idiot's spelling of epitome.

1)i-pit-i-me: noun

2) DUdE!!!!1 uR lYke tEH ipITiMee oF eVrYtiNG!!!!!11!!!!!1

ipitime by Kevin February 27, 2005

burnt weaner 

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

burnt weaner by Kevin February 25, 2005

Asspine 

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

Asspine by Kevin February 24, 2005

bk 

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

bk by Kevin February 24, 2005