Kevin's definitions

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

Airsoft

A game in which multiple strategic teams use model weapons that exceed the legal power of a paintball gun and fire on each other until the other team is all dead. Uses camouflage and model guns for realism, unlike neon and Super Soaker type guns in paintball.

Ben an I play airsoft, I shot him many times in the face until he bled.

by Kevin March 31, 2003

Funna

Combination of fittin and gunna. To speak about completing a task in the future.

I'm funna do my homework tonight

by Kevin December 2, 2003

Qwikshot

Premature Ejaculation.

by Kevin March 11, 2003

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005

qouche

A combination between a queef and a douche.

Megan was a queef and a douche, therefore she was a qouche.

by kevin April 12, 2006

9er

The man, the dawg of the crew. The one that ever one wants to be.

Yo, 9er sup.

by kevin November 1, 2003