Definitions by Kevin

fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.

OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!

fagnut by kevin April 21, 2005

celester 

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

celester by kevin April 19, 2005

teenick 

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

teenick by Kevin April 17, 2005

plano 

Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.

That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.

plano by Kevin April 17, 2005

eat a bag 

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.

"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."

eat a bag by kevin April 13, 2005

fratagonia 

Nickname for Patagonia fleeces that are largely worn by fraternity brothers.

The fratty kid wore a fratgonia fleece.

fratagonia by Kevin April 12, 2005

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

donkey dick by kevin April 12, 2005