Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.
by Josh November 10, 2003
by Josh June 10, 2008
Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.
Your little sister is hella olsen.
by josh February 19, 2003
What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".
Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
by Josh March 26, 2004