Josh's definitions

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

by Josh February 28, 2004

fooli

A welsh piece of shit who has sex with sheep. Also known as Marcus Atkinson,

Fooli- a fool who rapes sheep

by Josh April 18, 2005

iono

Shorthand for "I don't know".

"Did you bone grandma?", "Iono".

by Josh January 30, 2004

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003

FTF

A girl is FTF (Fit to Fuck)

As in she is Fit To Fuck

by Josh December 9, 2004

UT

Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.

Man, I raped you all at UT last night.

by Josh February 11, 2003