waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner
by josh February 9, 2005

by Josh January 30, 2004


To nonchalantly unzip one's pants and stretch their scrotum out of their fly. Preferably done in a public setting.
by Josh March 29, 2005

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.
by Josh March 22, 2005

Euphemism for masturbation.
From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
by Josh April 13, 2004
