Josh's definitions

grog

grog is a word used by aussies which means alcahol

im going to the bottle shop to buy some grog

by Josh September 22, 2004

candycaine

a slang term for cocaine or nose candy its all very stupid but cool like in scarface when he gets shot like 80 times and says come on is that all you got

dude fuck candycaine just smoke some cryonic

by josh September 16, 2003

samo

fat shit #2

"im hungry"

by josh September 29, 2003

Backie

Made up on the messageboards of BTTF.com, a Backie is a fan of Back to the Future.

You know you're a Backie when you shout out "Great Scott!" before you faint.

by Josh May 10, 2004

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003

Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

by Josh November 7, 2004