turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 17, 2005

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 03, 2004

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 12, 2003

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 06, 2004

suxxor

Really sucks, denounces a person of their dignity.

You really suxxor!

by Josh April 23, 2003

WAFB

Local CBS station in Baton Rouge, LA. It is on channel 9. Its HDTV channel is on 46.

I watch 2½ Men on WAFB.

by Josh April 03, 2006

todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 12, 2004