Jon's definitions

OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

by Jon September 26, 2003

uncondomable

When a couple has unprotected sex, either in the anus or vagina.

They had uncondomable sex.

by Jon April 7, 2005

Clark

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.

Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.

by Jon September 15, 2003

fuckface

used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.

Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now

by Jon November 6, 2004

spirograph

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.

"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."

by Jon November 16, 2003

Geo Prizm

A compact sedan produced in a joint venture between General Motors and Toyota, and sold through Chevrolet-Geo dealerships throughout North America from 1990-2002. The Prizm is comprised of mostly Toyota parts, sharing the same engine and drivetrain components as Toyota's Corolla, however the exterior and interior were given distinct styling cues to make it resemble Chevrolet's other passenger cars of the time.

The Geo Prizm and Toyota Corolla look almost alike.

by Jon November 18, 2004

how's it goin' eh?

A true Canadian greeting required for any real conversation.

Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.

by Jon May 20, 2004