short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 03, 2003

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 08, 2004

Yagos

One with huge feet

When I looked down at the man's feet, I could tell he was a Yagos.

by Jon August 31, 2003

spunkdunk

Spunkdunk is the name given to a a bucket full of cum, that a woman immerses her face in.

Wow, check out that chick. She is having a whale of a time in that spunkdunk. She's literally covered in jizz.

by Jon October 10, 2004

bean

a bean is any type of bullet, cap, etc.

He dropped from the bean shot at him.

by Jon March 04, 2005

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon February 16, 2005