Jon's definitions

snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise

Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!

by JoN February 19, 2004

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by Jon April 12, 2005

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.

The girl is ridiculously klar faced.

by Jon February 21, 2005

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 8, 2003