klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Peter Kane is a total Klar Face.

by Jon February 22, 2005

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Detective Kane is a total klar face.

by Jon February 22, 2005

hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

by jon June 20, 2004

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

mak

Short for a Macedonian person. See Macedonia here for a description of the country.

I'm a Mak from Macedonia.

by Jon February 07, 2005

uncondomable

When a couple has unprotected sex, either in the anus or vagina.

They had uncondomable sex.

by Jon April 08, 2005