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fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.
"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."
by John May 14, 2005
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Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
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fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)
Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.
by John March 20, 2005
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throw down

A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)
When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.
by john November 17, 2003
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gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.
Man, that Gertie is awsome.
by John March 6, 2005
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stinkles

Some one who stinks or has smelly pants.
Cyntia is a stinkles
by John August 23, 2003
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timmy!

by John March 6, 2003
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