huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 18, 2003

jungle jugs

incredibly massive breasts of an african-american female. pendulous and usually hang to below the navel.

"look at the fucking jungle jugs on aretha franklin!"

by john March 16, 2003

Uncle Tom

Originaly used to describe a black man or woman who acted white or was subserveant to whites. but expanded to include any one who sells them selves out or pretends to be something they are not.

"that girl wants you to think shes the best and baddest, but shes just a bitchy uncle tom"

by john April 30, 2003

buddy list

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.

Am I on your buddy list?

by John June 22, 2005

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 08, 2005

anuptaphobia

fear/phobia of being single...deal with it

Sally will never meet a man, thus she suffers from anuptaphobia.

by John June 19, 2006