John's definitions

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

gonzo

A girl getting stuff from behind.

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!

by John April 24, 2003

re

Common word used amongst trashy, uneducated classless wogs at the end of each sentence.

LiKe OmIgOd mArIa U C dAt BuRnOuT rE

by John August 20, 2003

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003