pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian

That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!

by john February 27, 2005

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006

bookies

Betting shop - slang

Im going to the bookies to bet on a horse.

by John March 30, 2005

L.U.G.

Lesbian until graduation

by John March 06, 2003

wookie

A tall negress. Also shortened to 'Wook'

Bobs going out with a Wookie, what a tosser!

by John August 09, 2003

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005