John's definitions

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

no-home

n. a homeless person

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."

by john July 2, 2004

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 3, 2005