John's definitions

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004

pien

Short for penis, the male sex organ

Dude, my pien is so big I can't get it out of this bitch.

by John March 9, 2004

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john May 13, 2005

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

Zimmy

Zimmy Whore, a crazy punk rocker who founded and leads of punk rock band "The Time Travelling Retro Whores" knows no bounds. Giving medical science the finger but not screwing his kidneys from constant binge drinking and many experts say he should be dead in the eyes of science. Once he was shot by a mystery assasin but survived and it inspired him to write the punk rock classic "Who shot Zimmy Whore"

That guy/gal is rocking like Zimmy Whore himself

You are as cool as Zimmy

by John November 4, 2004

Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.

Zintren > Kaluvien

by John June 5, 2004

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004