John's definitions

rookie

Andrew Oecken's driving skills

by John September 30, 2003

gunk music

Combination of goth and punk music
Goth + punk= Gunk

by John March 6, 2003

Squinge

NOUN: General terminology for marijuana weed, pot.

VERB: Smoking marijuana.

What up dawg? Got any squinge?
OR
What up dawg, feel like squinging today?

by John November 25, 2004

horak

a guy..hoo plays CoD...and enjoys man fun ;-)

Horak Enjoys Man Fun

by John August 19, 2004

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 17, 2004

10 feet

(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.

Examples: (1.) "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole."

by John June 27, 2004