John's definitions

gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.

A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.

by John May 13, 2005

sp00n

A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.

damn that guy is a Sp00n.

by John August 25, 2004

Huseyin Gozel

Better than Steven Nagy

by John July 16, 2003

tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

by John July 5, 2006

yorktown heights

Average Westchester town, less money than Bedford, more than Peekskill.

At a Yorktown party, you see Jettas and Jeeps. At a Chappaqua party, you see BMW's and Benz's.

by John March 12, 2005

Scamma

Really Good Cocaine

Maan I Just Got Sum White thie other night, man that shit is some scamma

by John May 11, 2003