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Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.
you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.
by john November 29, 2003
mugGet the Schrubmug.

Merci

Merci is an angel on Earth
by john March 9, 2004
mugGet the Mercimug.

bon

a little fuckin bitch who takes it in the ass but his homie G shea is the fuckin coolest
he is this when he is tired
by john December 6, 2004
mugGet the bonmug.

repost

Usually used on message boards. When something has already been previously posted and a n00b comes in and reposts it, thinking he is uber l337.
REPOST stupid n00b :rolleyes:
by John December 15, 2004
mugGet the repostmug.

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
Now he is a machine.
by John January 13, 2004
mugGet the santamug.

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.
When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.
by JOHN May 11, 2004
mugGet the t minus zeromug.

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.
It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.
by John February 17, 2004
mugGet the Dumbassednessmug.

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