John's definitions

muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

chiefing

To draw on someones face when they are passed out after drinking

We chiefed Bill when he passed out on the couch

by John November 23, 2003

t-mobilize

a t-mobile user having a deep, rewarding, epiphinal conversation with another t-mobile user.

Hey Jebodiah! Let's T-mobilize homey G.

by John January 3, 2005

Squinge

NOUN: General terminology for marijuana weed, pot.

VERB: Smoking marijuana.

What up dawg? Got any squinge?
OR
What up dawg, feel like squinging today?

by John November 25, 2004

gunk music

Combination of goth and punk music
Goth + punk= Gunk

by John March 6, 2003

rookie

Andrew Oecken's driving skills

by John September 30, 2003

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by john October 24, 2004