tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John January 13, 2009
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cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage
"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."
by John April 13, 2005
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bunny rabbit

1.A small fluffy mammal
2.Name given to a women who is sexually atractive
3.Nick name given to the leading star in the film "8 Mile".
1. I set my dog on bunny rabbits
2. Sarah is a bunny rabbit
3. Bunny rabbit is played by a hypocritical wigger named eminem who contridicts his last song with every new song he makes.
by John March 22, 2003
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Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.
Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.
by John May 13, 2004
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Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.
Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!
by John March 14, 2004
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie
I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight
by John March 31, 2005
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