John's definitions

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

Necrophilliac

A person with a mental disposition giving them the pathology of power to such a degree, they feel the need to have sexual intercourse with a corpse to fufil sexual gratification. This is usually assosiated with people so god damn fucking ugly no one would touch them and Murderdolls fans.

Jeffery Dahmer
Eric Griffin

by John July 14, 2004

WMD

1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

by John June 27, 2004

opmike

Proper Noun: The coolest user on the IGN message board system.

opmike is a great user, and I want to have his babies face_love

by John March 20, 2005

snow job

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.

'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'

by john April 13, 2005

Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.

you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.

by john November 29, 2003

Merci

an angel

Merci is an angel on Earth

by john March 9, 2004