John's definitions

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

phaetasm

a hardcore/death metal band from buffalo new york, www.phaetasm.com is their website, the band consists of Wayne: Vocals, Kory and Dub: Guitar, Dave: Drums and Aaron: Bass Guitar

phaetasm is represented by the # 39

if you order 1 phaetasm of something, you shall receive 39 of that something i.e. @ krispy Kreme Donuts, you order 1 phaetasm of donuts, you will get 39 donunts

by John February 24, 2004

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

by John August 31, 2003

cheese nips

A name for a girl with a nasty cheese smell (i.e. michelle K)

Even trucks need baths or u start to smell like cheese nips

by John January 21, 2005

cuntra

The art of being a cunt.

Those girls must practice cuntra.

by John December 6, 2003