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crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product
OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet
by John September 28, 2006
mugGet the crotch plugmug.

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!
Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!
by John December 3, 2003
mugGet the bum dartsmug.

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.
The champ knows how to take a propper shling.
by John December 3, 2003
mugGet the Shlingmug.

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.
"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."
by John December 22, 2004
mugGet the meat headmug.

Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.
Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.
by John May 13, 2004
mugGet the Newbury Parkmug.

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 2, 2005
mugGet the Clag Parsonamug.

TMTYF

Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.
Man can you stop doing a TMTYF on me!!
by John November 3, 2004
mugGet the TMTYFmug.

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