moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 26, 2004

tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

by John November 10, 2003

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John December 15, 2007

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

irish

The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.

Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no

by John February 02, 2004

leaderoner

1) A person who gives the impression of false emotion. A.K.A. cock tease.
2) A person who rules or bosses others. A.K.A. forcer.

1) That is a leaderoner, she lead me to believe that she liked me!
2) Diana is a leaderoner.

by John June 14, 2004

leuk

"leuk" is originally dutch and can be used if something is okay and accepted (mostly following an interrogative sentence) or if something is great, awesome or superb.

"I really feel leuk today"

"That is a leuk idea"

"Let go to the movies to see the new one with Tom Hanks" - "Leuk."

by John June 15, 2006