Jesus 's definitions

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 8, 2004

c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.

I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?

by Jesus December 7, 2003

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

by jesus November 11, 2003

Thrash

A style of punk, also called hardcore punk. Can also be applied to a subgenre of metal.

Black Flag would be a classic 80's thrash band, Megadeth would be thrash metal. Metallica is a group of sellout whores.

by Jesus December 8, 2003

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004