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RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
by Jesus September 23, 2003
mugGet the RICERSmug.

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.
If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.
by Jesus March 9, 2004
mugGet the hate mongermug.

Stillwater

The name of the band from the Cameron Crowe film "Almost Famous".
Patrick Fugit followed around the band Stillwater for his story in Rolling Stone Magazine.
by Jesus March 9, 2005
mugGet the Stillwatermug.

Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples
there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it
by Jesus November 2, 2004
mugGet the Hairry Nipplesmug.

conversation

The act of verbal communication between two or more humans/monkeys.
Joe: What are you doing fagon?
Mitch: I'm doing your mum
by Jesus April 10, 2004
mugGet the conversationmug.

zwiehander

A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.
Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapon... but the mind is mightier
Me: Says you
*crunch as his bones are crushed*
by jesus April 25, 2004
mugGet the zwiehandermug.

fox news

the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil
by jesus September 14, 2004
mugGet the fox newsmug.

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