Jesus 's definitions

hazzlet

cross refrence with fo shizzy

that guy be hazzletting

by Jesus June 4, 2003

hawt

In the late 1940's and early 1950's "hawt" was an acronym for "having a wonderful time." It was eventually stolen by scenester fucks to mean,"sexy" or "attractive" because of the downfall of american youth.

How are you doing today?
I'm HAWT, darling, thank you.

by JESUS March 14, 2004

reachard

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

by Jesus February 25, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

by jesus March 25, 2004

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005