fug

God's gift to the world.

Oh my Fug!

Fug damnit!!

by Jesus January 17, 2005

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 04, 2003

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 05, 2003

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 09, 2003

·

Sometimes used after a word for emphasis.

Me: Pr0n makes me happy.
Him: PR0N···

by Jesus September 27, 2004

50 cent

A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.

Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha

by Jesus May 13, 2005

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.

Wicked Karma is Sexy!

by Jesus October 31, 2003