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adart

The mating call of the retardus maximus, also see AAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<i>ADART</i>;

<i>I'm retarded.. ADART</i>

<i>Hey, let's go shove our heads into a pile of cow crap.. ADART</i>
by Jesus January 5, 2004
mugGet the adartmug.

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.
A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!
by jesus March 25, 2004
mugGet the brownermug.

fo shizzle

A modern youth term for for sure.
"I'd bum elton john in, you?"
"fo shizzle"
by jesus April 25, 2003
mugGet the fo shizzlemug.

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.
"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."
by Jesus April 28, 2003
mugGet the lmgalwaymug.

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.
Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!
by Jesus June 4, 2003
mugGet the hazlettmug.

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?
by jesus March 18, 2005
mugGet the Free Ipodsmug.

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.
Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!
by JESUS April 14, 2005
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