fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 20, 2005

durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

by jesus November 12, 2003

Chub

N. 1. A multi-purspose word, commonly used in conjunction with the word Krandel(see Krandel)

N. 1. Watch closely for the chub to make its apperance.

by Jesus August 02, 2003

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 24, 2004

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

re up

To go out and replenish your drug supply.

"We've only got a little bud left, but we're about to go re up."

by Jesus November 02, 2003