Jesus's definitions

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004

heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"

by Jesus March 10, 2003

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.

Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted

by Jesus January 1, 2005

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005