crap ass

"that's crap ass!"
by Jay April 18, 2003
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hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit
i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning
by jay July 18, 2003
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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 04, 2003
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power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.
"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."
by Jay June 02, 2004
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suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.
by Jay May 18, 2004
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YWIA

by Jay April 15, 2005
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jarhead

A member of the United States Marine Corps. When used by civilians it could be considered derogatory, but it is used often among Marines.

The term originates from the "high and tight" haircut that many Marines have, which makes their head look like a jar. It did NOT originate from their uniform or cover.
"Oorah jarhead, semper fi!"
by Jay November 14, 2005
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