Jake's definitions

glunkin

a blow job while takin a dump

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night

by Jake June 20, 2006

delima

the personage of being unable to speak clearly, gay, and have an acura "legend" dude because it is in a rap song.

stop being so delima!

by jake July 19, 2004

Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

by jake March 30, 2004

going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

by Jake March 5, 2004

cackle

your penis; derived from the language Jag

"I got my cackled sucked last night."

by Jake January 6, 2005

cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).

The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).

by Jake February 23, 2004

booty call

(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"

I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !

by Jake January 14, 2004