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shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

by jake April 25, 2005

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

by Jake March 17, 2004

sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

by Jake March 25, 2004

tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice

(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!

by Jake February 18, 2004

homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

by jake January 19, 2005

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 06, 2003

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 21, 2004