by Jake November 09, 2003
Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 02, 2010
a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.
Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"
Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"
Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
by Jake October 20, 2005
The consolation prize of human rights.
While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.
by Jake February 10, 2005
by Jake September 19, 2003