Jake's definitions

Playing Football

Smoking Marijuana.

Wanna play some football?

by Jake May 21, 2004

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024

t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

by Jake February 1, 2004

kingwood

Where the real playa resides, this would be people like the Godfather.

Welcome to Kingwood, now wheres my money?

by jake September 4, 2003

cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage

by Jake March 5, 2004